better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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