But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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