Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
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Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
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And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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