Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
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Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
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Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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