Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
this will be a night to untag.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
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Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
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The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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