Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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