Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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