I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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