I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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