Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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