I must be too annoying 4 u.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
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