Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
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Well now I have my semen on her headphones
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
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its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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