Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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