Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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