Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
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You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
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If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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