I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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