Whod you bang
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
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I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
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And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
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