I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
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You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
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She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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