so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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