:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
