Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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