This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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