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i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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