I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Randomize
