did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
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It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
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I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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