she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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