I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Randomize
