it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
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I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
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i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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