I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
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Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
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Your cock deserves a montage
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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