I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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