Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
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You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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