To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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