My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
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maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
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I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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