It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
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i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
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Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I forget how to act sober
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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