I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
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And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
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I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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