summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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