i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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