I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
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You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
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I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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