def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
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I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
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Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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