i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
either way he was missing a nipple.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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