is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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