I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
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when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
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Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
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