sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
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im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
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I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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