He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Randomize
