I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
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I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
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Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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