Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
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