He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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