around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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