I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I love you. Go after that dick
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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