You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
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I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
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The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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