Are we in a gay sports bar?
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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