Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
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Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
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He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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