i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
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He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
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I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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